FOLLOW ME, I'LL FOLLOW YOU BACK.
When you piss me off and apologise, you better show me that you’re fucking sorry. Not just say it.
me: for Christmas i want a boyfriend
santa: let’s be realistic
Sometimes gay porn has the most clever lines in history
Determined to look attractive.
Petition to have Stanley Tucci host the Oscars as Caesar Flickerman.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
me walking away from my responsibilities
That fucking head shake near the end.
IT GOT BETTER
we aren’t caught up in your tax affair
And we’ll never be royals. Get rid of the monarchy. We’ll write (we’ll write, we’ll write) a constitution with a presidency.